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Post by Sharper The Writer on Mar 16, 2016 21:38:52 GMT -5
*sighs* Not if he frightens a 15-yr old redhead with Rufus! XD
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2016 21:47:55 GMT -5
*sighs* Not if he frightens a 15-yr old redhead with Rufus! XD HEY ! she gotta grow up sometime.....
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Post by Professor Dementor on Mar 18, 2016 20:43:35 GMT -5
I am liking Ze Platipus....
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Post by Sharper The Writer on Mar 19, 2016 18:40:36 GMT -5
Chapter 7
Kim slowly escorted Candace out of the Panic Room.
"That...pink rat...it...talks..." Candace stuttered in fear.
"Come on, Candace..." Kim reassured her, "...Rufus is harmless! You have no reason to fear him!"
"But...what if...how does it..." she stammered, her hands still shaking.
"Look, you can't go crazy over little trivial things like that!" Kim explained.
"Oh yeah?!" Candace countered, "How about trying to prepare my date with Jeremy for the 'Summer Rocks' dance?!"
"Wait..." Kim exclaimed with surprise, stopping, "...you're going there too?"
"Yes, and my Prince Charming that goes by the name of Jeremy Johnson is going to walk with me over there!" Candace grinned, "And once we do our first dance together, we're going to go to prom together, then we'll get engaged, get married and have kids named Xavier and Amanda..."
"Hold your horses right there, Candace!" Kim exclaimed, "You got to take it one step at a time before you go down that road!"
"Okay, Kim...taking it one step at a time...oh, that reminds me! I gotta edit some photos on my laptop of Jeremy!" Candace exclaimed as she headed towards the stairway.
Kim sighed with disappointment. This babysitting job was going to be harder than she thought.
Ron and Monique, on the other hand, were looking at the set of instructions on the refridgerator.
"Let's see...no showing Phineas and Ferb R-rated movies!" Ron said as he read the rules of the house. "Well...that's obvious..."
"Make sure that Perry, our pet platypus, gets fed..." Monique said, reading the second line.
"And make sure to take out the kitchen trash, plus your instant lunches are in the freezer!" Ron read the last line.
He opened the freezer door and saw a instant lunch box with mini-churros on it made by the Bueno Nacho Corporation. On top of the box was a post-it with Ron's name on it.
Ron squealed like a fangirl at this sight.
"Oh my gosh! I love it! I love it! I love it! It's like she read my mind!"
Rufus slurped and smacked his lips upon seeing the product.
"Something tells me that you're going to like it here!" Monique grinned.
Phineas and Ferb, meanwhile, were carrying a large metal dish down the stairs.
"Ahh...nothing says summer more than making cotton candy from a machine!" Phineas said with excitement on his face.
Ferb nodded in agreement as they continued their way downstairs with the large dish.
Candace was about to walk up the stairs to edit a CD she made with fifty of her latest photos of her crush working at Slushy Burger when she saw her brothers.
"Um, what are you two trying to pull off this time?" she asked for an answer.
"What is that...thing...that they are carrying?" Kim asked Candace.
"It's...umm...er...eh...um...it has to do something!" Candace said, struggling to explain the nature of the dish.
"We're going to make some cotton candy in the backyard!" Phineas explained his purpose.
Candace still eyed her brother with suspicion. "You're not trying to make anything...you know...bustable, right?"
"It's just cotton candy, Candace." Phineas replied, "We're just going to make some to our friends."
"Okay...but I am still watching you like...like... as if eyes grew in the back of my head!" Candace shouted.
"What does that even mean?" Phineas asked.
"Just...go outside in the backyard!" Candace commanded her brothers, "I need to get ready before my date with my ultimate crush, Jeremy, begins tonight at 7:00! The Summer Rocks dance begins right after that, so I don't want any major distractions!"
Phineas and Ferb continued to move their cotton candy dish outside en route to the backyard.
Over at a secret lair on the outskirts of Middleton, Dr. Drakken and Shego were holding a garage sale to sell off some of the mad scientists' machines, which he created himself, that he didn't like. Some of the mad scientists from the Danville area were scoping around.
"Are you sure that this garage sale is a good idea, Dr. D?" Shego questioned.
"Shego, it's a way for the both of us to legitimately raise money to finance my future, and highly illegal, plans of world domination..." Drakken replied. "Plus, it will allow me to clear out some of these machines that I don't want anymore!"
"Whatever, the sooner these lousy and useless inventions you made youself will disappear, the better." Shego mocked as she sat down on the couch and began to file her nails.
"They aren't useless, Shego! They are...well...not suited for my forte of world domination!" Drakken replied.
"So that's what you've been doing when not trying out one of your so-called Doomsday machines that Princess and her goofy sidekick had repetedly destroyed!" Shego replied, still having fun taunting her boss. "All because you put a self-destruct button on every single last one of them and that they ended up in the scrapyard!"
"Oh yeah, and while you're at it, why don't you also raise some money from this sale to improve this place!" she continued ranting, "Like say...plumbing problems..."
At that point, a hole came bursting from the ceiling, dumping water all over Drakken.
"Arrrghhhh!"
The blue-skinned scientist was frustrated with his clothes now sopping wet.
"And this was my last clean uniform too!"
Shego continued on, sniffing from the lair's cafeteria, "And not to mention better food for the henchmen..."
The awful smell of gruel that seeped through the kitchen was too much, even though they have been exposed to prison food before.
"Don't worry, Shego!" Drakken assured her with a smile, "We will make enough money to both pay for the improvements needed to this place and to finance my schemes of world domination!"
"I just know that one of them will sell well on the black market..." he chuckled, pointing to one of his devices that he was going to sell for money. "...the Animal Transformation Machine!"
"What?!" Shego muttered, unimpressed, "You had a silly transformation machine that could transform anyone into animals?"
"I was unable to finish the correct dials for the machine, Shego!" Drakken explained why it went offline and pointed to where the dials were supposed to be.
He then looked in his pockets "I knew they were around in my lab somewhere but I don't know where I put them!"
"Duh, Dr. D! Shouldn't you...say...check the machine's compartments?" Shego chuckled.
"I checked every single last one of them twice, Shego!" Drakken shouted, "And they are not there!"
"Maybe we should check out your bedroom, unless the pigs somehow got into your clothes!" Shego laughed. She pointed out that Drakken hadn't cleaned his room in three weeks.
"Urrrghh! Fine then, Shego! Let's go into my bedroom!" Drakken grunted, "Hopefully, I would bring four extra cans of air freshener!"
All of a sudden, they saw a green glow surrounding the Animal Transformation Machine.
"What is going on here?" Drakken demanded.
And the Transformation Machine disappeared right before Drakken and Shego's eyes.
"Huh? Where did it go?" Shego asked, looking around.
But Drakken, realizing that it isn't suitable enough for domination, dismissed his assistant's worries.
"Just let it go, Shego. What harm can the Animal Transformation Machine do?"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2016 18:59:30 GMT -5
Ah.. She's here <3 <3 <3.. Oh , right. Let's see who gets animorphed.. Mwahahaahhaaahah
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Post by Sharper The Writer on Mar 19, 2016 19:27:59 GMT -5
You'll see, Chris! XD
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Post by Sharper The Writer on Mar 19, 2016 19:28:21 GMT -5
Chapter 8
(the Possible house)
Jim and Tim were walking on home from their friend's house when they came to the house to get some supplies for one of their devices.
Jim: "Are you sure that the animal transformer locator..."
Tim: "...is working? I dunno, but wanna find out?"
Jim: "Sure!"
Their locator began to beep rapidly when they came to their house.
Tim: "Could it be..."
Jim: "...an Animal Transformation Machine?"
The genius brothers gasped in awe at the Animal Transformation Machine, a potential tool in their arsenal of tormenting their big sister.
Tim: (looks in a magazine of inventions) Yep...looks like it.
Jim: I think we should...
Tim: ...totally use it...
Jim: ...against big sis!
The Tweebs then looked at the control panel, but there were no animal dials missing. They looked through the compartments for the dians until they found one underneath the control panel and there they were: animals that they could transform their big sister into.
Tim: "Which animal would be...
Jim: "...perfect for our sister?"
Tim: "I think it should be one..."
Jim: "...totally opposite to her motto..."
Tim "...that she can do anything!" Jim: "We need to find an animal for her..."
Tim: "...that usually does nothing!"
They scoured through the compartment for an animal relating to their ideal concept. Jim was the one who found the animal dial of a platypus.
Jim: "Perfect! The platypus is the perfect animal...
Tim: "...to transform our sister into!"
Jim: "However, they are the only mammal..."
Tim: "...that can lay eggs!"
Jim: "Still, it would be humiliating for her..."
Tim: "...date with Josh this evening!"
Jim: "Tonight, he's going to kiss the lips..."
Tim: "...of a platypus!"
Jim then put in the platypus dial and set the coordinates for their sister, unaware of what was happening in her own front yard. The Animal Transformation Machine fired once across town from Middleton to Danville.
Kim, Monique and Candace were upstairs. Monique was trying to help Candace in selecting an outfit, but it was indeed a challenge.
"What?! You mean you have ten of the same outfit?" the fashionista exclaimed.
"Duh, yeah, Monique!" Candace said, rolling her eyes. "Do you think this red top-white dress is good or is it the other red top-white dress combo that I should wear to the dance!"
"My answer is neither, Candace!" Monique exclaimed. "What I think is the best outfit for you is a tank-top designer-jean combo courtesy of Club Banana!"
"And whatever you do..." Kim suggested, giving Candace a piece of fashion advice, "...don't buy them from Smarty-Mart!"
Candace just look at Monique and Kim blankly.
"Um...you do have a Club Banana at your mall, right?" Kim questioned.
"I...sometimes walk past it when I go to the mall with Stacy." came the reply from Candace.
"Girl! You're missing out on the latest fashions at CB!" Monique exclaimed, "The light colors and bangles are in this summer! It would be pefect for you to go to the dance in that outfit! Since I'm an employee there, I can give you a discount there!"
"Still not tempted..." Candace grunted, closing her eyes and closing the closet door.
Then Kim remembered what Candace mentioned downstairs about her crush.
"I think Jeremy would like you in a tank top and some designer jeans!"
Candace was immediately on the hook for the new outfit.
"Sold!"
"Okay, now that we got her on board, all we need to do is to get a ride there." Kim said.
However, she shuddered at that thought of Bonnie insulting her on the way to the mall.
She changed her mind, "On second thought, Monique, why don't you and Candace go with Bonnie to the mall? I'll stay home and watch her brothers."
"Um...why are you stayin' behind, girl?" Monique asked.
"To escape myself from being stuck on Humiliation Island with Bonnie, Monique. That's why!" Kim snarked. She had had enough of Bonnie's humiliating stories of her rival for one day.
"So...when did you and Bonnie first become rivals, Kim?" Candace questioned.
"It all started in junior high and a wet floor that I slipped on accidentally in the cafeteria. I managed to save almost all of the food." Kim explained the origins on her very first day of 7th grade.
"Almost all of the food?" Candace asked, perplexed.
"Let's just say that Bonnie doesn't like to eat spaghetti for an obvious reason!" Kim replied, seeing the image of Bonnie screaming with spaghetti noodles in her brunette hair.
"Um...Kim, aren't you forgetting one thing?" Monique questioned. "Bonnie's car is out of gas!"
Candace thought of a brilliant idea and shouted, "My dad has an extra gas container that he uses for the lawnmower and in case of emergencies when we run out of gas on the highway!"
"Then that'll have to do." Monique replied. "I'll help Candace with her fashion outfit problems, you and Ron'll take care of Phineas and Ferb!"
Kim nodded her head as Candace and Monique walked out of the room.
"Well...it seems like I've averted a humiliation crisis..."
A beam suddenly shot through the open window and began to zap Kim.
"What's happening to me?!"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2016 19:47:19 GMT -5
You're gonna turn her into a Platypus! Aren't you? ?
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Post by Sharper The Writer on Mar 19, 2016 21:59:32 GMT -5
Chapter 9
Monique heard Kim screaming from across the hall and ran as fast as she could.
"Kim! Kim! I'm running as fast as I can!"
She came up to Candace's room and opened the door, but there was no sign of her best friend."Kim? You there?"
"Monique! Oh thank goodness you're here!" came a voice from the closet, Kim's voice. The door was closed.
"Kim? What happened to you, girl? I heard you scream and all!" Monique asked with concern that something horrible had happened to her.
"I got hit by some sort of ray thing through Candace's window, so I had to hide in the closet!" she replied. The only thing visible in the dark closet were her green eyes.
"Well, I can't see the effect of this 'ray thing' on you from behind a closet door, Kim!" Monique replied.
Kim groaned, "Ugh...fine..Monique. Just open the closet door, slowly!"
Monqiue complied and opened the closet door slowly and gently.
Kim stepped out of the darkness of the shadows and suddenly, she saw Monqiue's pupils widen in horror. Monique's jaw also dropped.
"Monique? How did you grow to be 80 feet?" Kim asked.
"Um...Kim? I...I...I think you should take a look at this..." Monique stuttered, handing Kim a handheld mirror.
Kim grabbed the mirror and, for the first time, saw her own reflection in the mirror.
She now looked like Perry, except that the three strands of hair on the top of her head were red and her eyes remained the same color of green.
Kim screamed at the top of her lungs. She smashed the mirror against the wall, shattering it.
"OH MY GOSH! I'M A PLATYPUS!"
Candace and Ron ran into the room after hearing Kim's yells.
"KP? KP? What happened..." Ron shouted before reaching Candace's room and seeing his best friend transformed into an animal, "...to...you...?"
Kim was standing upright on her hind legs. She touched her skin and gave a weak reply, "Oh no..." It was all she needed to confirm the fact that she had transformed into a platypus right before her very eyes.
"What's going on here?" Candace asked, looking around before seeing Kim as well.
"Ron...Candace" Kim replied speechless in horror, "...please tell me that I am dreaming this!"
Ron studied Kim and touched her hands.
"Well..." he tried to mince it into words, "...you got the same eyes, and the three strands of red hair...but other than that, KP, you are now currently a platypus!"
"I'm with him on this one..." Candace agreed.
Rufus came out of Ron's pants pocket and crawled onto the floor. He stood on his hind legs and observed Kim.
"Platypus?" the mole rat squeaked.
"Yes, Rufus, for some odd reason, I am now a semi-aquatic mammal that you see here!"
Kim bemoaned, "I can't imagine my day getting any worse..."
Bonnie then came in Candace's room, for she too had heard Kim's yells.
"Oooh...what do we have here?" she smirked, as Candace and Ron moved out of the way.
"Don't tell me..." Kim groaned.
The brunette then took a first look at Kim, then giggled a little, and then exploded into laughter.
"Oh my...oh my gosh! Kim? As a platypus?! This is pure gossip gold! Wait until the cheer squad sees this!"
"Oh yeah..." Kim sneered, "...yuck it up, Bonnie!"
Bonnie teased her, saying "Kim, you have been downgraded from the 'girl who can do anything' to 'an animal that doesn't do much!' I can picture the headlines in the Middleton Examiner! Kim Possible transformed into a smelly and stinky platypus! The school, and the local news, will eat it up for breakfast!"
She immediately took out her camera phone and snapped around 20 pictures of the now-platypusized Kim.
Kim could only watch in helplessness as Bonnie began to send out pictures of Kim the platypus out to other students at Middleton High.
"Oh..." Bonnie reminded to her longtime rival, "I do have one picture left of you, and I saved the best for last!"
"Oh yeah!" Kim mumbled, her dignity being crushed by technology. "And who would that be?"
Bonnie said nothing but turned her cell phone around, revealing the person she intended to send the last humiliating photo to.
"Oh no, Bonnie! You so are not doing it!"
The picture of Josh Mankey on Bonnie's cell phone was the intended target.
"You wouldn't dare send it to..."
Then Kim came to a horrible realization.
"Oh NO! My date with Josh is in 7 HOURS! He can't see me like THIS!"
Candace sighed, Good thing I'm not gonna end up in a platypus's body!
"I could spare you the humiliation by sending the photo to him!" Bonnie snickered, "But then again, I'd prefer the hands-on experience: seeing Josh's reaction to you in that platypus body! And..."
An even more devious idea came into Bonnie's mind.
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